Saturday 13 April 2013

#4 : knock the door, please?

this post has been rated for 18 years and above due too violent and harsh language. thank you.


hiya, good morning readers, may you have a good day today, stay calm and brace the violent language.

so.. guys and girls. TBH, i have no idea what to write about. i don't write poems in english, i'm suck at it. i don't read books, so i don't know what books to review about.

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no. someone has just opened my room's door without knocking it first ._.

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okay.
now i really have something to write about.

i'm gonna write about this in general contact, not personally attacking someone. whatever, but what is wrong with those people who doesn't know how to knock door first before entering someone's room? all of us; it doesn't matter if you're the predators not to knock the door before entering someone' s room and doesn't care about others privacy, or the preys who always concerned about knocking doors and the privacy, it's the time for all of us to know about this. the main reason why the hell it's made of wood is to ease you to make a knock knock tragic joke since forever.

(using caps lock to death, angry bitch is coming)
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO'S THERE?
IT'S ME BITCH, VROOM VROOM ITS ME ENTERING YOUR ROOM IN 3 SECS
FUCK OFF ARSE HOLE I'M TRYING TO STUDY!
NO I'M GONNA CRASHED YOUR DOOR FUCKING RIGHT NOW!
*DOOR CRASHED*
HELL NO SHIT YOU SICK BASTARD BROTHER I'M GONNA SPOON OUT YOUR EYES AND HELLA SHIT POUR LEMON JUICE IN YOUR EYES AND LET YOU SUFFER TILL DEATH!

wait.. that's too much.

now that's not the point. that's kinda in tensing ads for you.

rooms is privacy. that's the place where you study, reading books, changing clothes, sleeps, blablabla.
now tell me, if you, yes you, the predator; you are still taking your sweet times naked before put on  any clothes on you and someone enters your room, and what the heck is gonna happens next?

and why the heck you didn't lock the door, eh?

we're human. there will be sometimes when we are not able to find where the fuck is your spectacles even you're wearing it on that time. or.. maybe that's only me having that?
bad instance!
let's say you've forgot to lock the door, and that's the situation.
that's the lesson for you, the predator.

please dearest people, both the preys and the predators, if you wanna take your naked time before put on any clothes, just make sure your room is locked. you don't wanna feel awkward to be with a person who already saw you naked, and ended up you killed yourself with suicidal notes. please, no.

to everybody;
KNOCK THE FUCKING DOOR BEFORE ENTERING SOMEONE'S ROOM. THANK YOU FOR READING.

p/s : this post is totally crap. bad language, i should feel bad. please, using harsh and violent words doesn;t improve your english anyway, but satisfaction is guaranteed.

2 comments:

robo said...

woah cool.

what were you doing when that someone opened your door? and hah I know that feeling, my door has no fucking knob (not anymore, that is) or even a simple lock, because a certain someone played with the keys and stupidly left them in my locked from inside of the fucking room. so now the door is holed, and my bros keep pushing the door open.

ok ranting finished. kahkah

Dämon said...

my door has a knob but still can be open even though it's locked.i have a fucking unique door.pfft

sweet time being naked eh...hahaha

btw,this post is really great no doubt...i like this daily life situations thingy...so,do post more and i don't mind the harsh language at all...

now,this is a damn fucking long comment.