Evolution

When everything isn't right,
the sound of the creaked door,
the sound of the turned tap.
What the fuck?
They aren't supposed to sound so fucked up.

The door sounds lower than I last heard,
and the tap sounds louder than I last heard.
What the fuck?
Do objects started to become humans?

I pull the door in the same pace,
and turn the tap with the same force.
They sound different.
What the fuck?
I swear I heard some excuses.

What the fuck is wrong with the door?
What the fuck is wrong with the tap?
Do they turn hypocritical, too?